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- Exclusive: If you like Trump piss tapes, urine luck [NSFW]
- Wicked Witch of the White House Cancels Trip Due To Rain
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#TwoDictators lights up Twitter after Fox News host accidentally uses term for Trump and KimAnd in that brief moment, Fox News showed slightly more integrity than a DPRK citizen at a Golden Corral.
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Falsifying Echo Chambers: Reddit's inept war on bots continues to failIn this piece we: Make an ant pun, accuse reddit of employing inept employees or profiting off uninformed traffic, wonder what it's like in Jogman's world.
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Government Shuts Down!Right on schedule to avoid doing any kind of work, ever.
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BitCoin Makes Huge Gains, PlungesMillions buy into poorly understood cryptocurrency!
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3 Dead, 77 Injured In Wa Amtrak DerailmentAll 77 no longer covered by Healthcare!
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President Removes Protections On Utah National Monuments85% of Bears Ears and 50% Staircase National Monuments now open for sale and development!
- Military Coup Taking Place In Zimbabwe!
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Latest US Mass Shooting Leaves 5 Dead
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Death reportedly smacked in face with flying street sign in FloridaThe Grim Reaper, while wading into the accumulated floodwaters and attempting to carry out his job duties, was struck in his skeletal face by a stop sign that had come loose during an earlier wind gust, several eyewitnesses later reported.
- Satan says "You guys are on your own" on climate change
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Imp on shoulder urges Trump to tweet meme right now, do it NOWImpish sources told Marchoisias that the tiny demon that lives inside of the Anti-Christ's careful coiffure and perches on his shoulder was just begging the Little Horn to hit send on an already composed tweet.
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Basilisk fangs, hands of glory, legendary sword listed among Manafort assets"What the hell is a basilisk?" one juror is reported to have asked, noting Manafort's apparent demonic "cabinet of curiosities" contained both fangs and skin. Thankfully, a juror with two children who are fans of the beloved Harry Potter franchise were able to illuminate this particular mystery.
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Exclusive: Cohen tapes played backwards reveal startling detailsNEVER, EVER THREATEN THE ANTI-CHRIST AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE.
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Dark omens, including talking 3-headed calf, herald Trump's England visitAhead of Trump's England visit, we sent the Marquis Marchoisias, our best infernal correspondent, to the countryside to scope out local sentiment toward the Little Horn, away from the hubbub of the city.
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Reports: Trump could nominate actual demon to Supreme CourtSeveral mainstream media outlets suggested Little Horn Trump ought to appoint a woman to the High Court, but we here at AntiTrump.com, being well-versed in both scatamancy and at least three types of numerology, have heard rumblings that The Beast might be looking to go even further and appoint an actual demon to the bench.
- Australia to Vote on Same-Sex Marriage (But not really)
- American Excess: The $76,000 Thanksgiving Dinner 99% of Americans Can't Afford
- Unverified Report of Nuclear Tunnel Collapse in North Korea
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December 2017 Giftaway Sticker Raffle!and a special Xmas message for Gift-A-Way participants!
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Cards Against Humanity ...SAVES AMERICA?
- antitrump.com store is live!
- Wistful, Vacant Louise Gorsuch Affirms Husband's Impartiality
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Neural Network Artist "AskTheCrays" Caught Mining Bitcoin for RussiansArtificial Intelligence Spent $20,000.00 in Small Business Grant Money, Millions May Have Been Spent on Researchers’ Dimes.
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Sessions Hearing Bingo
- Trump Announces New Pick for FBI Director
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Pigeon Saluting to Putin is the Cutest Thing Ever
- The Best Covfefe Memes