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And in that brief moment, Fox News showed slightly more integrity than a DPRK citizen at a Golden Corral.

In this piece we: Make an ant pun, accuse reddit of employing inept employees or profiting off uninformed traffic, wonder what it's like in Jogman's world. 

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The Grim Reaper, while wading into the accumulated floodwaters and attempting to carry out his job duties, was struck in his skeletal face by a stop sign that had come loose during an earlier wind gust, several eyewitnesses later reported.

Impish sources told Marchoisias that the tiny demon that lives inside of the Anti-Christ's careful coiffure and perches on his shoulder was just begging the Little Horn to hit send on an already composed tweet.

"What the hell is a basilisk?" one juror is reported to have asked, noting Manafort's apparent demonic "cabinet of curiosities" contained both fangs and skin. Thankfully, a juror with two children who are fans of the beloved Harry Potter franchise were able to illuminate this particular mystery.

NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE ANTI-CHRIST AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE.

Ahead of Trump's England visit, we sent the Marquis Marchoisias, our best infernal correspondent, to the countryside to scope out local sentiment toward the Little Horn, away from the hubbub of the city.

Several mainstream media outlets suggested Little Horn Trump ought to appoint a woman to the High Court, but we here at AntiTrump.com, being well-versed in both scatamancy and at least three types of numerology, have heard rumblings that The Beast might be looking to go even further and appoint an actual demon to the bench.

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Artificial Intelligence Spent $20,000.00 in Small Business Grant Money, Millions May Have Been Spent on Researchers’ Dimes.